Meet ‘Opal’, the rainbow lorikeet (trichoglossus moluccanus), who is living proof that God’s awesome creations can often be just tiny, feathered hurricanes fueled by nectar and pure, unapologetic audacity.
"‘I didn’t say you were wrong, Brenda. I’m just saying you could have checked Google Maps before we flew three suburbs in the wrong direction.’".
"‘Hey. Look at me. Check out this core strength. Are you impressed yet?’ ‘Gary, you’re literally about to fall.’"
Group photo attempt #5: Dave still refuses to look, and everyone else is just... over it.
They said relationships take flexibility. Pretty sure this wasn't what they meant.
